lordofthepringles:

If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

thagal:

this person obviously took this picture trying to make fun of him but hes straight finessin, transcending, hes on a different plane of existence. We are plebs

snapchatting:

tumblr came out 79 years ago. just let that sink in

proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

image

vegangains:

Always reblog Elle Woods in her “fuck men I’m gonna get a law degree” phase

heliolisk:

bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes

mond0:

sö î hèãrd ÿôū łįkê gùÿś wìth áçćėñtš

brutalgeneration:

Hello Monday! (by JoelSossa)

moxiearien:

cresentmoon2000:

katiaobinger:

the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE

bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell

holysimba:

Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*