If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.
Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”
tumblr came out 79 years ago. just let that sink in
when u try to tell ur friends a pun
bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes
sö î hèãrd ÿôū łįkê gùÿś wìth áçćėñtš
the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots
PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE
bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell
Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*